JSngry Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 This? http://www.zlaga.ru/f/b/celebrities_7855_Zlaga_ru.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Oh my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Shearn Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 "do you get high with that Methany guy?" "wasn't he the guitarist in Megadeth?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kh1958 Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Are there really still jazz organ groups? (I'd probably rather both look at and listen to Toni Braxton, as compared to Anthony Braxton.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeweil Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 What's she saying? Well, I dopn't know what seh's saying, but what's printed behind her photo is "I like to feel sexy" ..... Much nicer to succumb to one's male fantasies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 "do you get high with that Methany guy?" "wasn't he the guitarist in Megadeth?" I HEAR THEY HAVE A LOT OF THOSE LABS OUT IN THE STICKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Shearn Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 or howabout this one (from a city bus driver around here) "isn't Wynford Marsalis coming to the Forum?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alon Marcus Posted January 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Starting a new thread in the miscellaneous non political sub forum: "What are you eating right now, tell us all". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alon Marcus Posted January 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 I didn't know that Francis Davis was Miles' wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 So when did all you soulless, tone-deaf, so-called "**jazz fans**" stop beating your wives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alankin Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 ... and this one, which so far is my favorite? Did you ever see it, I mean the real thing? I did ... Oh, those crazy college kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjobbe Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 an original quote from my wife: mhh sounds interesting, but why are all the musicians playing a different tune.... Cheers, Tjobbe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 ...what's a B-3? Oh, my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Alleged question by a Sony/Columbia/Whatever publicist re:the Robert Johnson box: "Is Robert available for interviews?" No, but does his publicist Mr. Beal Z. Bub ever have a deal for you! Just meet him at the crossroads down yonder, round about midnight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Overheard this one on the Simpsons a few weeks ago: Bart and Milhouse were for some reason playing "Godchild" from BIRTH OF THE COOL, and Milhouse suddenly asks, "So, when do they start singing?" A patron at a hick bar Jim and I once played at (with The Pillar of Flame on drums - pre randissimo) demanded that we "play a song with words!" Another time we were playing a Christmas party in a restaurant, sans drummer, and a woman (probably a glass or two past her limit) came up and said, "when are you going to play some real music?" "You know (shakes her hips)--dancin' music!" When are you going to play some real music... I can't think of a more inappropriate question to ask a musician! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 About a year ago I played a dance studio in Brooklyn and a woman told me my music was piercing. Yeah, right. Clean tone, bridge & middle p/u on a G&L S500 (aka Leo's last Strats) with the treble knob on the guitar @ 0 and NO notes higher than middle C, a compressor, couple of Line 6 loopers and it wasn't even loud. I don't think the woman understands what the word piercing means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMX Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Off-thread, but a stupid question/smart response just the same: Back in '82, I was riding around with a carload of friends. One guy was digging through a box looking for a cassette tape. After passing over Foghat, Skynyrd, Charlie Daniels, etc... he pulls out a cassette of Beethoven (not sure why it was in there). He reads name on the cassette and says, "Who the hell is Beet-thoven?" Another guy in the car snaps back, "You know - he played rhythm guitar for Nugent: Derek St. Beet-thoven." First guy never had (or got) a clue. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Beethoven? Isn't that the guy Chuck Berry took out in a car accident? Is that why Chuck ended up doing time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 About a year ago I played a dance studio in Brooklyn and a woman told me my music was piercing. Yeah, right. Clean tone, bridge & middle p/u on a G&L S500 (aka Leo's last Strats) with the treble knob on the guitar @ 0 and NO notes higher than middle C, a compressor, couple of Line 6 loopers and it wasn't even loud. I don't think the woman understands what the word piercing means Maybe she meant your mellow tone and introspective solos pierced her SOUL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 "I'm like the biggest jazz fan ever! BTW, I hate when people make up things right on the spot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Hawkins Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 Posted: Jan 15 2005, 02:26 PM an original quote from my wife: mhh sounds interesting, but why are all the musicians playing a different tune.... Cheers, Tjobbe Ghost Trance Music. I take it you replied in the vibrational... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregK Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 i like words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 "How come the song doesn't sound exactly the same as it does on the cd?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 "What was Coltrane's latest Billboard Top 40 hit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alon Marcus Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 Did the first white pianists weren't allowed to use the black keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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