catesta Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Alternative methods of notifying someone that their fly is unzipped: The cucumber has left the salad. Robin has left the hood.I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... Your pod bay door is open, Hal. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! The Buick is not all the way in the garage. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. I usually just say "you're zipper is down, motherfucker". Now I've got options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 (edited) "Wanna fight?" Edited October 3, 2008 by Aggie87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Fools russians, so here I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 9.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Sure. Raise your hands then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Why can we find pumpkin pies only during october, what happens to them the rest of the year ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Shouldn't the expression be: "Waste, want not" ... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 You busy you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedR Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I could really raise my post count in this thread if i wanted but what and where would it get me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Still no discussion of the Columbia River! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 -Where do you live? -A dim bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdavenport Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 If only me left arm'd work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 CUBS GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 (edited) 3. Edited October 9, 2008 by Chuck Nessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 ready, FIRE, aim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why can we find pumpkin pies only during october, what happens to them the rest of the year ? You can has tasty ones on Spring. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hT8dAeHe7Ow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 is this marlena shaw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Insulting and pretentious as I enjoy: 'Meet the girls, See the world and then Come back to me' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Is 'Willow Weep for Me' an old chestnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Hang up Snoopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jostber Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I was in the Monte Amiata area in Italy last month in their chestnut season and they celebrated it with festivals in all the hilltop cities, and the wine was great, and there was chestnuts in a lot of the piattis, and a good time was had by all. Did not see no weeping willows though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jostber Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 (edited) Previously very many celebrities used cool microphones: http://www.coutant.org/celeb4/index.html http://www.coutant.org/celeb5/index.html http://www.coutant.org/celeb6/index.html Edited November 5, 2008 by jostber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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