Chuck Nessa Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Where would Kraft be without the invention of elbow macaroni? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Bulgarian Idol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Report: Turkey Sandwiches An Excellent Source Of Turkey Sandwiches August 28, 2008 | Issue 44•35 August 5, 1998 CHICAGO—Turkey sandwiches, long suspected of being a rich source of turkey sandwiches, were found to contain a substantial amount of turkey sandwich in every bite, the Food and Drug Administration reported Monday. "While traces of turkey sandwich can be found in other foods, such as turkey, bread, mayonnaise, or turkey-and-ham sandwiches, only turkey sandwiches contain 100 percent turkey sandwich," the report read in part. "In addition, eating a turkey sandwich a day is proven to help reduce the risk of not eating turkey sandwiches. This is great news for the 12 million Americans who aren't currently getting enough turkey sandwich." The report noted that turkey sandwiches are no longer considered to be a good source of hot dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I suddenly have an urge for a turkey sandwich. But alas, I only have turkey sammiches. I wonder if they too are a rich source of turkey sandwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 nutritious! . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 There's nothing like a turkey sandwich, except another turkey sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I lost my shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I lost my shirt check in the sammich. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I lost my shirt check in the sammich. . If I had some more bread, I'd get another one. As it is, I think the shirt's toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted August 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I'd have a turkey sandwhich, but I can't get the damned turkey to stop flapping his wings - and finding big enough bread is another problem - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Chew on this ... According to askoxford.com: Sandwich — ORIGIN named after the 4th Earl of Sandwich (1718-92), an English nobleman said to have eaten food in this form. Yet Wiki says: The first form of sandwich is attributed to the ancient Jewish sage Hillel the Elder, who is said to have put meat from the Paschal lamb and bitter herbs between two pieces of matzo (or flat, unleavened bread) during Passover. The filling between the matzos served as a reminder to Israelites of their forced labor constructing Egyptian buildings. I vaguely remember the Earl from grade school, but the sage Hillel predates the Earl by a few eons. So was the Earl of Sandwich really a loaf with a half-baked claim to fame? Should we really be calling these things hillels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich Sandwiches are commonly carried to work, school or picnics to be eaten as the midday meal as part of a packed lunch. They are generally made of a combination of vegetables, meat, and/or a variety of sauces. They are widely sold in restaurants and cafes. They are popular throughout the world[citation needed]. typical wikipedia, favorites are the hyperlinks on "world", "cafes", "picnics" and "packed lunch" (why not on "vegetables", "combination" "restaurants", "work" and "school") (on all word actually) and the [citation needed] in the end, scientific work at its best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich ... They are popular throughout the world[citation needed]. ... and the [citation needed] in the end, scientific work at its best... We'll get right on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Report: Turkey Sandwiches An Excellent Source Of Turkey Sandwiches August 28, 2008 | Issue 44•35 August 5, 1998 CHICAGO—Turkey sandwiches, long suspected of being a rich source of turkey sandwiches, were found to contain a substantial amount of turkey sandwich in every bite, the Food and Drug Administration reported Monday. "While traces of turkey sandwich can be found in other foods, such as turkey, bread, mayonnaise, or turkey-and-ham sandwiches, only turkey sandwiches contain 100 percent turkey sandwich," the report read in part. "In addition, eating a turkey sandwich a day is proven to help reduce the risk of not eating turkey sandwiches. This is great news for the 12 million Americans who aren't currently getting enough turkey sandwich." The report noted that turkey sandwiches are no longer considered to be a good source of hot dogs. http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1499909/5115198 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Meanwhile, the hunt for the shirt continues. Bags have been searched. Calls have been made. ... ... We're awaiting further evidence. Perhaps by lunch we'll know more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Meanwhile, the hunt for the shirt continues. Bags have been searched. Calls have been made. ... ... We're awaiting further evidence. Perhaps by lunch we'll know more. Check the toaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Meanwhile, the hunt for the shirt continues. Bags have been searched. Calls have been made. ... ... We're awaiting further evidence. Perhaps by lunch we'll know more. Check the toaster. Mystery solved. It's in the mail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Who do we take a day off on Labour day and on Worker's day on may the 1st we actually get to work ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 for the same reason we sacrifice a Christian on Passover - it's just a fun thing to do - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 I momentarily mistook this for the "McCain to suspend campaigning to work on economy" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 What does that have to do with the Columbia River? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 It's like a big stick a butta' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztCU7kunDKs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 "What we've got here is failure to communicate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Alternative methods of notifying someone that their fly is unzipped: The cucumber has left the salad. Robin has left the hood.I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... Your pod bay door is open, Hal. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! The Buick is not all the way in the garage. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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