Chuck Nessa Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'm totally irritated with both of you guys... this thread is almost starting to make sense. Coherence is overrated. Here's my irrelevant thoughts: I've heard two of Allen's CDs (New Tango '92 and A Modern Portrait of Louis Armstrong). They are both very good, and I'd bet that many of our board members would agree. P.S. Doc Cheatham rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 How can a doc cheat ham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 How can a doc cheat ham? That's easy: have Aldo Nova shoot Big Al's avatar with his rockin' guitar's laser beam. Duh! (and Big Al has it coming for posting lyrics to Muskrat Love. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 thank you for the compliment, Skid (if I may call you that) - pardon my coherence on the last several posts - I promise to stop taking my meds - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 one more coherent thought - somewhere I have a DAT of me and Doc playing Chinatown, recorded in my living room - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd be interested in you guys playing "In My Living room" in Chinatown. I think it's a Hal McKusick tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 thank you for the compliment, Skid (if I may call you that) - pardon my coherence on the last several posts - I promise to stop taking my meds - Well, you can call me Skid, or Mark, or Skid Mark, just please don't confuse me with Aggie or Free For All. Those guys are weird. But I'd probably just prefer Mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hey Skid...........STFU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 ok, i'll immeDIately stop the Coherence on this thread by maKing a post that doesn't make any sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 ok, i'll immeDIately stop the Coherence on this thread by maKing a post that doesn't make any sense! Digression Is Coherence, Kimosabe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 ok, i'll immeDIately stop the Coherence on this thread by maKing a post that doesn't make any sense! Digression Is Coherence, Kimosabe! you both Dare to Insinuate that anything Can maKe senSe in this thread??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 walking on water wasn't built in a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pot of the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 This just in: Slugs intercedes bender papillaary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I knew it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 For those who have nothing to do, i have a great mission. Research and find out what the names that are the most employed in the 3 name game. Wish i could pay you, that be a great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 already know the answer - Joe Sue Mike that'll cost you 50 bucks - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I don't get it. They're MF awful. Seem to be very popular around these parts. Anyone a fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. 8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. 12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. My favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) In my day, a "snuggie" was a whooooole other thing. Edited April 19, 2009 by Free For All Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swinging Swede Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You have just successfully wasted your time reading this sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Chevy Chase's real name is Cornelius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 In my day, a "snuggie" was a whooooole other thing. hehe We used to call it a "wedgie", I never heard the term "snuggie" until I went west. Talk about a lost art. I don't think kids even do that kind of shit anymore. They probably just send "virtual snuggies" via text messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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