woman cited for loud sex

[alocispepraluger102]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/12/15/noisy-sex-woman/

[sidewinder]

They are renowned for it in Newcastle

[Jazzmoose]

This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. Interesting for the first day or two, but it got old real fast. I thought it was just me hearing it until two college aged girls one day stood under her bedroom window and started yelling "oh, god...oh, f**k" over and over until they collapsed into giggles.

The thing that really pissed me off about this neighbor was that she complained about me to the landlord because I was "slamming my cabinet doors" and such. Fortunately, when the landlord came over to talk to me about it, she was in the middle of one of her bouts, and nothing more was said. She moved out shortly after that.

[Free For All]

she complained about me to the landlord because I was "slamming my cabinet doors" and such.

I slam my cabinet doors. Because my dishes talk smack to me. They taunt me. But I get the last word, by slamming the effin doors. Neighbors be damned. Deal with it, MFs.

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

she complained about me to the landlord because I was "slamming my cabinet doors" and such.

I slam my cabinet doors. Because my dishes talk smack to me. They taunt me. But I get the last word, by slamming the effin doors. Neighbors be damned. Deal with it, MFs.

MG

[BERIGAN]

This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. ....Fortunately, when the landlord came over to talk to me about it, she was in the middle of one of her bouts, and nothing more was said. She moved out shortly after that.

So, where'd she move, anyway???

[JSngry]

The guilty parties:

or should that be party?

Not in my world, but to each their own....

[AllenLowe]

reminds me of that old joke:

why do Jewish girls make love with their eyes closed?

because they hate to see someone else having a good time -

[Brad]

When I was in my first year of law school, above my girlfriend's apartment, another student and his wife used to pretty noisy. Then one day, she had some friends over and while we were watching Saturday Night Live, and we heard them going at it, a bunch of us started laughing and couldn't stop and I guess they heard us because for awhile after that they wouldn't look at us

Edited December 16, 2009 by Brad

[papsrus]

An "an anti-social behaviour order?"

Good thing they don't hand those out around here.

[Shrdlu]

Awesome post, Moose, hee hee!

The bitch next door to me is a real screamer. Their bedroom is right next to mine, so I don't need F.B.I. equipment to hear them.

She once slugged me on the mouth, so they are not on my list for Sunday dinner, lol. Both she and her husband are grade A assholes.

[sidewinder]

An "an anti-social behaviour order?"

Yeah - another ZanuLabour innovation.

Some of these jerks have competitions to see how many they can get !

[GregK]

This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over.

an hour??? wow.

[AllenLowe]

musta been the 60 Minute Man.

[Teasing the Korean]

My bedroom in an old apartment was on the other side of a wall the bedroom of the next apartment. She was a real screamer.

I would get out my acoustic guitar and sing "Love Me Tender" right into the wall while she was shrieking. It was pretty funny.

[Shrdlu]

This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over.

an hour??? wow.

Huh? Can't you go an hour, Greg?

[AllenLowe]

I can, as long as she doesn't deflate.

[Chuck Nessa]

Psssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[gmonahan]

I can, as long as she doesn't deflate.

[Jim Alfredson]

musta been the 60 Minute Man.

You're assuming a man was involved.

[Chuck Nessa]

Psssssssssssss

[Head Man]

I can, as long as she doesn't deflate.

Too much information!!!!!!!!!

[GregK]

This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over.

an hour??? wow.

Huh? Can't you go an hour, Greg?

you kidding?? I'm lucky if I can do anything for an hour without falling asleep.

[Chuck Nessa]

[AllenLowe]

I can, as long as the coroner doesn't show up first.