alocispepraluger102 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2009/12/15/noisy-sex-woman/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 They are renowned for it in Newcastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. Interesting for the first day or two, but it got old real fast. I thought it was just me hearing it until two college aged girls one day stood under her bedroom window and started yelling "oh, god...oh, f**k" over and over until they collapsed into giggles. The thing that really pissed me off about this neighbor was that she complained about me to the landlord because I was "slamming my cabinet doors" and such. Fortunately, when the landlord came over to talk to me about it, she was in the middle of one of her bouts, and nothing more was said. She moved out shortly after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 she complained about me to the landlord because I was "slamming my cabinet doors" and such. I slam my cabinet doors. Because my dishes talk smack to me. They taunt me. But I get the last word, by slamming the effin doors. Neighbors be damned. Deal with it, MFs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 she complained about me to the landlord because I was "slamming my cabinet doors" and such. I slam my cabinet doors. Because my dishes talk smack to me. They taunt me. But I get the last word, by slamming the effin doors. Neighbors be damned. Deal with it, MFs. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. ....Fortunately, when the landlord came over to talk to me about it, she was in the middle of one of her bouts, and nothing more was said. She moved out shortly after that. So, where'd she move, anyway??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The guilty parties: or should that be party? Not in my world, but to each their own.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 reminds me of that old joke: why do Jewish girls make love with their eyes closed? because they hate to see someone else having a good time - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) When I was in my first year of law school, above my girlfriend's apartment, another student and his wife used to pretty noisy. Then one day, she had some friends over and while we were watching Saturday Night Live, and we heard them going at it, a bunch of us started laughing and couldn't stop and I guess they heard us because for awhile after that they wouldn't look at us Edited December 16, 2009 by Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 An "an anti-social behaviour order?" Good thing they don't hand those out around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrdlu Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Awesome post, Moose, hee hee! The bitch next door to me is a real screamer. Their bedroom is right next to mine, so I don't need F.B.I. equipment to hear them. She once slugged me on the mouth, so they are not on my list for Sunday dinner, lol. Both she and her husband are grade A assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 An "an anti-social behaviour order?" Yeah - another ZanuLabour innovation. Some of these jerks have competitions to see how many they can get ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregK Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. an hour??? wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 musta been the 60 Minute Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasing the Korean Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 My bedroom in an old apartment was on the other side of a wall the bedroom of the next apartment. She was a real screamer. I would get out my acoustic guitar and sing "Love Me Tender" right into the wall while she was shrieking. It was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrdlu Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. an hour??? wow. Huh? Can't you go an hour, Greg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I can, as long as she doesn't deflate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Psssssssssssssssssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmonahan Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can, as long as she doesn't deflate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 musta been the 60 Minute Man. You're assuming a man was involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Psssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Man Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can, as long as she doesn't deflate. Too much information!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregK Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 This is funny, unless you're a neighbor. I had an upstairs neighbor who was like this. For an hour at a time it was "Oh, God...oh, f**K...oh, god...oh f**k" over and over. an hour??? wow. Huh? Can't you go an hour, Greg? you kidding?? I'm lucky if I can do anything for an hour without falling asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I can, as long as the coroner doesn't show up first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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