BillF Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 After Fartown (nr. Leeds) football team ended the suspension of three of their players, the sports page of the Yorkshire Evening Post carried the headline FARTOWNERS RELEASE THREE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjazzg Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, BillF said: After Fartown (nr. Leeds) football team ended the suspension of three of their players, the sports page of the Yorkshire Evening Post carried the headline FARTOWNERS RELEASE THREE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, mjazzg said: I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dryden Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 There’s an anecdote about the late humorist/author/humorist Lewis Grizzard back during his days at the University of Georgia. While a student, he worked for the sports department at one of the daily papers in Athens. His editor had hit the bottle a little during the day, so he submitted a story about the upcoming football game. Robert “Happy” Dicks (who is now a retired neurosurgeon) was a star running back for Georgia, but he was injured and unable to play that week against South Carolina. Sure enough, the editor overlooked the title and the paper published the piece, “Dawgs Play Cocks With Dicks Out.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 19 minutes ago, Ken Dryden said: There’s an anecdote about the late humorist/author/humorist Lewis Grizzard back during his days at the University of Georgia. While a student, he worked for the sports department at one of the daily papers in Athens. His editor had hit the bottle a little during the day, so he submitted a story about the upcoming football game. Robert “Happy” Dicks (who is now a retired neurosurgeon) was a star running back for Georgia, but he was injured and unable to play that week against South Carolina. Sure enough, the editor overlooked the title and the paper published the piece, “Dawgs Play Cocks With Dicks Out.” Is everyone aware that South Carolina sports teams are the Gamecocks? (Or as we said at Florida State, the Lamecocks.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dryden Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 36 minutes ago, Dan Gould said: Is everyone aware that South Carolina sports teams are the Gamecocks? (Or as we said at Florida State, the Lamecocks.) That might have been news to those on the board who don’t follow college football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 (edited) Johnny Cash water tower springs leak after vandalism in Arkansas Wonder how Cash would respond to the vandals? Edited May 17, 2022 by sonnymax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Hell, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. This is, like, real motive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted May 26, 2022 Report Share Posted May 26, 2022 'How to Murder Your Husband' writer found guilty of murdering her husband' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 Japanese man spends $15,700 on dog costume to fulfill lifelong dream of transforming into an animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Man in wig throws cake at Mona Lisa in climate protest stunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Florida man bitten by 7-foot alligator he mistook for dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 This company wants to pay you $2,000 to infest your home with cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted July 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 Shinzo Abe has been shot in an apparent assassination attempt. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/japan-ex-leader-shinzo-abe-apparently-shot-in-heart-failure/ar-AAZlen7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 U.S. tourist, 23, falls into Mount Vesuvius crater after taking a selfie — and survives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 2 hours ago, sonnymax said: U.S. tourist, 23, falls into Mount Vesuvius crater after taking a selfie — and survives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Oklahoma man accused of killing fisherman out of fear of being eaten by BigfootOklahoma man accused of killing fisherman out of fear of being eaten by Bigfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, sonnymax said: Oklahoma man accused of killing fisherman out of fear of being eaten by “noodling”?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Catching catfish by hand. It's a thing. I understand the appeal, but I'll be damned if I ever even think about doing it. Maybe on or at the top of avoidable sports injuries is getting barbed by a catfish that's not on a hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.D. Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 30 minutes ago, JSngry said: Catching catfish by hand. It's a thing. I understand the appeal, but I'll be damned if I ever even think about doing it. Maybe on or at the top of avoidable sports injuries is getting barbed by a catfish that's not on a hook. One more thing: don't go hand-fishing for catfish in a remote area with a drug-addled psychotic. Proved far more hazardous than the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub Modal Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, JSngry said: Catching catfish by hand. It's a thing. I understand the appeal, but I'll be damned if I ever even think about doing it. Maybe on or at the top of avoidable sports injuries is getting barbed by a catfish that's not on a hook. Hell I've caught that barb while they're hooked and that ain't fun either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Hello! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 Man dies days after his 18-foot snake wrapped itself around his neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.D. Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20220721-the-worlds-largest-crystal-cave An abandoned mine in Spain hides a sparkling treasure – the world's largest geode, a natural crystal phenomenon that has stunned scientists. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-62292511 Japanese police are turning to tranquiliser guns in an attempt to stem the tide of wild monkey attacks that have been terrorising residents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 18 hours ago, T.D. said: Japanese police are turning to tranquiliser guns in an attempt to stem the tide of wild monkey attacks that have been terrorising residents. And then the primates respond by arming themselves. Did we learn nothing from the nuclear arms race? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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