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who is the typical Organissimo board member?


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an obese American white male, who puts in a straight six hours a day on the board, shovelling junk food and beer in one end while expelling Bronx cheers out the other, occasionally breaking to surf some porn and maybe jerk off, who thinks Kerry is some sort of radical, and all the while imagines, Walter Mitty-like, that he's an influential and respected arbiter of taste at the centre of the jazz world.

Does this ring any bells?

Doesn't ring any bells, but this is terrific comedy! :g

Perhaps some of it is true, but my view of the typical Organissimo poster is a person who is definitely eccentric and intelligent and who is quite solicitous regarding the needs of other boardmembers.

In short, the type of person I like! :g

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In fact, I'm so offended by this whole thread, I'm going to cut my visit short today and skip ahead to the porn surfing...

Don't forget your complimentary bag of Doritos, cheese fries, and 2 liter Dr. Pepper on your way out.

And take that inflatable "date" along with you! ;)

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I am very disappointed by the tenor of replies to this post, in some of which it is possible to detect symptons of denial or traces of abuse. Let's try to approach the issue in an adult manner, please.

abuse you say? ah yes...

I think some of the phrases from your original post steered it all in that direction, wouldn't you agree? Stuff like

"an obese American white male, who puts in a straight six hours a day on the board, shovelling junk food and beer in one end while expelling Bronx cheers out the other, occasionally breaking to surf some porn and maybe jerk off, who thinks Kerry is some sort of radical, and all the while imagines, Walter Mitty-like, that he's an influential and respected arbiter of taste at the centre of the jazz world."

isn't exactly scoring many points in the white glove department, nor does it really scream out to have an honest, friendly discussion, does it? Maybe you would like to start over and use some of those smileys or equivalent explanatory remarks.

You put a big foot in your mouth, the board collectively pointed that out in all its diverse manners, and now you return to whine about THAT? Don't, it looks too sad.

Before you can turn to business as usual and start any adult discussion about this topic, you really need to polish up your act. Your last post is just as condescending as the first one, so please once more, try again, this time wiv FEEWING!

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I am very disappointed by the tenor of replies to this post, in some of which it is possible to detect symptons of denial or traces of abuse. Let's try to approach the issue in an adult manner, please.

abuse you say? ah yes...

I think some of the phrases from your original post steered it all in that direction, wouldn't you agree? Stuff like

"an obese American white male, who puts in a straight six hours a day on the board, shovelling junk food and beer in one end while expelling Bronx cheers out the other, occasionally breaking to surf some porn and maybe jerk off, who thinks Kerry is some sort of radical, and all the while imagines, Walter Mitty-like, that he's an influential and respected arbiter of taste at the centre of the jazz world."

isn't exactly scoring many points in the white glove department, nor does it really scream out to have an honest, friendly discussion, does it? Maybe you would like to start over and use some of those smileys or equivalent explanatory remarks.

You put a big foot in your mouth, the board collectively pointed that out in all its diverse manners, and now you return to whine about THAT? Don't, it looks too sad.

Before you can turn to business as usual and start any adult discussion about this topic, you really need to polish up your act. Your last post is just as condescending as the first one, so please once more, try again, this time wiv FEEWING!

huh? :wacko:

Now, wasn't the abuse part (and the reason why John and me had so much fun here ;) ) that while we might be white, we're (well, at least not 100%) not Americans... now: you abuse this thread to excluse us White Male Europeans from this discussion! :ph34r: (We're even worse, in several aspects, by the way: In adopting the US white male trash behaviour, we do even better: 10 hours on the web (9 1/2 of them in porn sites, obviously), two kgs of cheap meat a day, pop corn, diet coke all the time, dirty t-shirts, fat bellies hanging out, smelling out of our mouths, not shaving except maybe on sundays... in fact, you could say: we jerked our brains off attempting to be the better white male americans than white male americans ever could be.)

ubu :g

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I am very disappointed by the tenor of replies to this post, in some of which it is possible to detect symptons of denial or traces of abuse. Let's try to approach the issue in an adult manner, please.

I think this quote from last year just about sums it up.

Fuck Off Musicboy!

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I am very disappointed by the tenor of replies to this post, in some of which it is possible to detect symptons of denial or traces of abuse. Let's try to approach the issue in an adult manner, please.

I think this quote from last year just about sums it up.

Fuck Off Musicboy!

:lol:

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