Two friends Carlton and Joe are arguing.
Carlton says he knows everyone in the world.
Joe says he’s full of crap.
They argue a bit more, when Joe says, “prove it”.
Carlton says, “Okay, I’ll prove it”. He tells Joe to name someone.
Joe says, “Okay, do you know the president?”
Carlton, replies, “The president, of cause I know him, we go back a long way.”
Joe says how can you prove it.
Carlton says, “Let’s go to the white house and say hello.”
So they go to the white house and knock on the door and Bush opens it.
“Why Carlton, long time no see. How’s things with you?” Joe is in a loss for words.
“Wow, he knows the president.” Joe says in amazement.
They leave after some Texas coffee. Carlton asks Joe if he believes him now.
Joe replies, “You got lucky. I know someone you don’t know.”
“Who’s that?” asks Carlton.
“You don’t know the Queen of England.” Joe says.
Carlton replies, “Of course I do.”
So they fly to Buckingham Palace and knock on the door.
The Queen opens the door and says, “Carlton, what a lovely surprise. Won’t you and your friend come in for some tea?” So they sit and have tea with the Queen. After a bit they leave.
“So do you believe me now?” Carlton asks.
“No,” says Joe. “There’s one person I know you don’t know.”
“And who’s that?” Carlton asks.
“You don’t know the Pope.” Joe yells.
“I know the Pope” Carlton says. “We are close friends.”
So off they go to Vatican City to meet the Pope.
When they arrive there is a huge crowd in the courtyard below where the Pope is sitting giving a speech.
Carlton tell Joe to wait here while he tries to get up to the Pope so he can prove he know him. “I’ll shake his hand.” Carlton says. That should be enough to prove it. He makes his way up to the Pope.
After an hour the crowd starts to fade. Carlton comes back to see if Joe now believes him. He looks all around for his friend but doesn’t see him. He notices a bunch of people standing around looking at someone lying on the ground. Carlton realizes it is Joe and breaks through the crowd to get to his friend. “Joe, Joe,” Carlton yells. “Are you okay?”
Joe sits up and says, “ I didn’t believe it when you said you knew the president. I still didn’t believe it when you said you know the Queen of England, But when I was standing here and the guy next to me yelled out, “Hey, who’s that man with the funny hat next to Carlton, I couldn’t take it.