Bowfinger, yes, quite an insightful little Scientologist parody.
I lived with Scientologists in a large house that was rented out room by room for a few years. I know more than I want to about Scientology. I've seen it mess with some friends. I've even had some stuff, like a Wurlitzer electric piano and a few instrument amps, ripped off by Scientologists that spend so much time at the "org" that they could not afford to live honestly, there's not enough hours in the day to earn an income.
And when you get right down to it, it's as mentioned above a paramilitary outfit that protects a select few, and their "religion" is gnostic stuff as old as the hills dressed up in pseudo-science fiction trappings.
Just don't let them take over China as I think they want to!