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Why not? They attract attention and symbolize the danger of sex without protection. The message reads "Without a condom, you make love to AIDS" Not being funny, but, for starters that spider is giving the lady err...'oral pleasure' (unless arachnid appendages are located on their heads). Now the chances of catching HIV from someone's mouth are slim unless they have gaping, open sores. That chick doesn't look like the type who'd go for someone with that appearance.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spiderman's new suit went down a treat with the ladies. Sorry to be glib, but these aren't really that effective IMO.

Ya reckon?

Yeah, that's the same guy, Keith Denney, the jazz drummer I mentioned.

Trying to tell us something SoulStream?

I'd start off with Getz/Gilberto. Play it once through then stick 'O Grande Amor' on repeat play until the death knell. All the time masturbating furiously, belt around neck and golfball in gob. Well, it's as good a time as any

adopt mockney-cockney voice Grant or Phil. It's faaahhh-mily.

At first I was thinking, 'Crash', from about 6 or 7 years ago???? Then I had a skim thro' the site. Looks good. We'll probably have to wait a bit longer for it here though

You haven't yet you mean?

Found in a box of cereal on Holiday Monday. We just get bits of toys and Disney crap

We should have a poll. Nominate your punchee. Ex-board members, current board members!!!, lascivious movie stars. You name it. (except me )

No sorry. Mistaken identity. I was too busy pummelling Patrick Swayze for the whole Katie Holmes thing

Where is Tom Cruise? There somewhere. Hang on a sec'.

wonder if he tap-danced for them. Just like a 19thCentury Michael Flatulently.

Charles Kennedy is the leader of the Liberal Democrats, the middle ground, the third way. I don't doubt that he's a nice fella, insofar as a politician can possibly be. And who's Conan O'Brian?

Punch a celeb!!!

Hi Bertrand. Take 3 was used for over 4 minutes of Yesternow. Take 2 of Willie had 2 inserts taken from it and put into Yesternow. Get back to you on the rest. edited as I'm sat here listening to it.

Now it's got me wondering/worrying which 18% of me is Sevent Day Adventist? If it's as much as a little toenail, I'll still be pissed, but that wouldn't even count for more than about 0. 5% anyway

Thread Ressurection! Just followed link from the Tom n Katie thread So, another one of these... 1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) 2. Secular Humanism (89%) 3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%) 4. Liberal Quakers (84%) 5. Nontheist (69%) 6. Theravada Buddhism (69%) 7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (66%) 8. Neo-Pagan (64%) 9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (62%) 10. Bahá'í Faith (60%) 11. New Thought (52%) 12. Reform Judaism (52%) 13. Taoism (52%) 14. Sikhism (49%) 15. Scientology (46%) 16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%) 17. Mahayana Buddhism (43%) 18. New Age (43%) 19. Jehovah's Witness (38%) 20. Orthodox Quaker (34%) 21. Hinduism (27%) 22. Eastern Orthodox (24%) 23. Islam (24%) 24. Jainism (24%) 25. Orthodox Judaism (24%) 26. Roman Catholic (24%) 27. Seventh Day Adventist (18%) I was brought up as a Roman Catholic BTW.

Me and Steph Ferguson c. 1983. Snogging in her living room.

Keep on Joe. Happy Birthday!!!

'Imagination' indeed. Ditto, one of my favourite sets and the first disc in particular as a date is some of my favourite Getz, from any period. 'Yesterdays' is a marvellous piece of tenor playing as is 'You Go To My Head'. I also love the studio quintet date where they play 'Autumn Leaves'. A real desert island set for me. I cannot praise it enough without getting all slushy.

As a very young kid, we didn't have a stereo in the house, but I remember at maybe 3 or 4 watching 'Top Of The Pops' with my older sister. I'm sure this was many British kid's intro to music of any description. Catholic masses featured music of a very different genre, as did school assemblies which seemed to go on forever, with much 'happy clapping' My earliest visual memories are of the above TV prog with the likes of Rod Stewart and fortunately, Pan's People who were a dance troup choreographed to the bands who couldn't appear on the show. They featured some very attractive chicks who would go on to play a large part in my formative years.... At my grandparents house they had a tape recorder (the single speaker variety) and one tape; some Jim Reeves compilation. That was it. At about 6, we moved house and my uncles would visit more often, one played blues guitar and he gave me a large poster illustrating loads of 'leccy guitars like Strats and Flying V's, stufff like that. I had that on my wall for years. My sister around this time was heavily into the 'Bay City Rollers' so my poster lost the fight for wall space with all her posters and tartan artefacts. It's amzing how one can develop a taste for something which played so little a part during those imprtant years. I remember asking Michael Nyman at a Q&A session what/who he was exposed to as a youngster. He said his parents owned one 78. The 'Happy Wanderer'. Made me think there was hope.