Here's my proposal: 
 
Since I'm one of the youngest regular posters on this board I think that every single one of you should donate, at least, 25% of your collection to me upon dying. After all, when all of you people  have kicked the can I'll still be holding it down at organissimo.org. Hell, by that time, I may even be the moderator here.  
 
So come on now...be a pal! Pass your knowledge on to the younger generation!  
 
This means you (insert name)!!!!!!!   
 
P.S. My girlfriend doesn't particularly like jazz either, and hates my spending. MEH...