Noj

I'd like to know who the first raging coffee addict was who decided to brew himself a cup of Joe from civet scat.

Noj's beloved Spalding Tack-Soft basketball rides shotgun in his Honda all week before being utilized for Tuesday night hoops. Sometimes Noj picks it up while driving.

Happy Birthday!

Worth it for "Hicky Burr" alone.

Look at little Charlie sitting over there with third degree burns eating a fucking frank, Gus!

Someone punch him. Please.

Congratulations, Free!

ESPNews is better. Half hour segments of news, not too many shows with talking heads. Ticker on the bottom makes watching it on mute a good option. No Berman.

Happy Birthday, Bichos!

Water or iced tea here. No sodas for years.

Happy Birthday, Chris!

Some good Churchill quotes...

The new fish tank takes up too much power...

Dusty Groove, bane of my checking account. Bastards.

I think someone was having fun making his retorts R-Rated. I'd heard less vulgar (and more clever) comebacks like Guy's version.

Be ready to wait in line and battle for a parking spot, Ray. That place has been jumpin'!

I'd missed Harold Z's point earlier, and would like to retract my first statement on this thread. I hope I didn't offend tranemonk. This song should not have been included on the set, as far as I'm concerned. I appreciate the historical perspective presented here, my apologies for not reading more closely the first time.

Happy Birthday to the resident scientist!

Happy Birthday!

Interest in jazz is either instrinsic or it just ain't there.

Maybe his undies are too tight, and jogging while clothed makes him feel like he's dying.

Gary Sheffield should never speak.

"You're so pretty, Oh! so pretty You're some pretty doll You've got the kind of eyes that seem to talk They make me get so nervous that I have to walk Oh! I love you, how I love you, More and more each day Yes you've got some smile & you're handsome too Ive got a million dollars that I'll spend on you 'Cause you're so pretty, oh! o pretty, You're some pretty doll. That was a little song my family used to sing to me When I was quite small Naturally they thought I would improve & mellow with age First date, what did the chick lay on me? Hey! You're ugly, Man! You're ugly You're some ugly chile The clothes you wear are not in style You look like an ape every time you smile How I hate you, you alligator bait, you Why don't you lay down and die Oh, You're knock kneed, pigeon toed, box ankled too There's a curse in your family & it fell on you Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy? You're some ugly chile You're big foot, barefoot slue footed too How'd they ever get a pair of shoes on you Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy? You're some ugly chile" I just Googled up the complete lyrics for reference. It's somewhat disarming to me that the person singing is making a joke about himself. It's self-deprecating humor. Would a white person singing this way back when have gotten a negative reaction from a black audience?