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Amazing how much this communicates at times such as these.

RIP, Mr. Zawinul.

Thad Jones & Mel Lewis - Greetings & Salutations

I had the most flawless fake ID when I was 18. A friend found it at the beach, a legitimate California driver's license, and the photo was an absolute ringer for yours truly. It never failed once, not even a second look. Christopher Ivan Brosnan, thanks for helping me buy all that beer, if you're out there.

Mr. Horse Mr. Horse is a fair judge and critic, and is always willing to let everyone know just how he feels about the matter at hand (or hoof). Do I know you? Did my wife send you? How do I know you're not from the FBI? All right so I made a mistake! One mistake! Do I have to keep paying? HUHHHH!?!! Maybe I should make another mistake. Maybe two more.

Orwell foresaw it all, albeit not in exact detail. This is the complete loss of freedom. The simpleminded among us will label this as another crackpot conspiracy theory and will seek to fit its author with a tinfoil hat, oblivious to the terrible consequences of allowing this to progress. If you're not doing anything wrong, why care who is watching? Care because this sort of thinking leads to forfeiting free will entirely.

Oh, I see the saggy-pants losers all the time. This lame trend started in California with the gangbangers and has been appropriated by thuggish white trash. Looks like they're wearing a diaper that needs changing. Still, Shawn is right, people should have the right to look as stupid as they desire.

Holy shit, I need one.

New USA attire regulations imposed as of 1/1/2020: all citizens must wear the standard-issued jumpsuit bearing the barcode number of the individual's assigned community. Failure to comply will result in immediate deportation to the master correctional facility at Guantanamo Bay.

We can jazz if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't jazz and if they don't jazz Well they're no friends of mine

Happy Birthday!

I was going to recommend the LOAJ twofer to second mikelz777's post.

Most of my friends long since banned me from playing "music without words."

MTV should do an episode of "Intervention" featuring recorded music addicts. Man, in music store with a stack of cds answers his cellphone. Concerned voice of the Mrs.: Honey, where are you? Man: The hardware store. I had to pick up some, um, sprinkler heads. The Mrs., sobbing: Don't lie to me! Jenny was driving down Sunset and saw you go into Amoeba. Man: Oh come on, babe. I just need a couple of discs. I can quit anytime I want to. I'm in control. The Mrs.: No you're not! You can't stop! You need help!

Happy Birthday!

I hate the f*cking Eagles, man.

Bimbos aren't hot. MG They're not. They're hot until they speak!

I've heard 'em bark.

I love The In Sound From Way Out, so I'll pick this one up for sure.

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

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