Jazzmoose

No, no, no...that's when you need a bigger house!

Beggar's Banquet is the tops for me, although Sticky Fingers isn't that far behind. Anything after Exile's is second rate Stones as far as I'm concerned.

Haven't bought any. Don't know if I will. I'm thinking about the Amy, but I'd rather find Katanga. I think I've got the Moncur covered. There's just too much out there I want to go for this stuff right now.

Are you fucking crazy, ss1? HELL no! Last CD I loaned was A Love Supreme. I keep it's empty slot on the shelf to remind myself never again...

Just the Vanguard set in box format...

Eventually? How about "regularly and often"...

Interesting thread. I have ME, and of course, numerous problems with lock up, bad shut downs, etc. I've blamed the piece of shit computer (I'll still never fall for this "eMachine" bullshit again; I'll go to Dell or something...), viruses, the dial up, etc.; never occured to me to blame the OS. Hmmm....

Is this a trick question? Damn it, Barb; I told you never to call me here!

I manage a string of professional care givers who specialize in aiding lonely men (and occasional women). It's a boring job, but you get to wear these really cool clothes and drive a Lincoln Town Car with these wildass wheels...

Nah, it started with an "M", but "Mhakti" doesn't sound quite right...

Congratulations, Paul; you'll have to give me more detail so I can rag on you about the new job... It's pretty slow around here on weekends; we'll have to see what we can do to liven it up!

Somethin' in here labeled "Monktail Creative Music Concern" as well; wonder what that is? Also Rene Marie! And speaking of McLaughlin, what was that group he was involved with...?

I blame this one on my wife; she forwarded it to me... A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been only $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan"...

Good lord...I hope I never find out!

Hey, you're right...I missed that CD...

Well, that makes sense; Carl is twice as funny!

That wouldn't help with the gatefold rock albums for me; they all smell kind of skunky...

It's too early for this shit!

Holy shit; I never noticed. Not only Mingus and Monk, but with Mobley and Morgan, no other letter has a chance. Throw in my Pat Metheny obsession and it's a landslide! (Not to mention all the other artists...). Yep; M wins by a landslide here!

To be honest, I haven't been in San Francisco in about eight years; I'm turning into an old stick in the mud...

The middle one of course; how else could you drive?

I've got the one now available in stores, plus the last "normal release" LP from the mideighties. Favorite: Freddie the Freeloader. Weird; isn't this the thread I first posted in back on the BNBB a few years ago?

The Second Ammendment must be there for a reason...

You want to see a funny race, try the Bay to Breakers in San Francisco! Some of the costumes are unbelievable, particularly from the "team" entrants.

But more to the point: beer. I can't drink alcohol with the medication I'm taking now, so beer is on the forbidden list. Has anyone found any decent nonalcoholic beer out there? I tried O'Douls or whatever last summer and was so traumatized by the experience that I'm not up to experimenting any more...