Caddyshack:
"So we finish 18, and he's gonna stiff me. So I say, 'Hey, Llama! How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?' And he says, 'There won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
"Now I know why tigers eat their young."
Airplane:
"Listen Betty, don't start with your 'white zone' shit again."
"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
"This is a goddamned waste of time! No way he can land that plane, never in a million years!"
"7000 feet down to 4000 feet and back to 5... what an asshole!"