If he wins, this place will be unbearable for the rest of the year.
You're not kidding. Wimbledon; the sport for people who don't like sport. Adopts Ron Manager voice: "Wimbledon, isn't it? Henman Hill, strawberries and cream, Cliff Richard, first British winner since Fred Perry etc".
And lining up for the inevitable defeat on Sunday in the best manner of German penalty shoot outs etc. to prolong the national agony.
If he did win it would be the first Brit winner since Virginia Wade - back in 1977 I think (Jubilee year).