A man is sitting in his easy chair reading the paper, when his eldest daughter, age 9, runs up to him and says "Daddy, Daddy! Why is my name Rose?"
He replies, "Well, honey, when you were born, we couldn't decide on a name, but just then, a rose petal floated into the room and landed right on your forehead, and that's why we named you Rose."
Just then, his middle daughter, age 7, runs up and says "Daddy, Daddy! Why is my name Snowflake?"
He replies, "Well, honey, when you were born, we couldn't decide on a name, but just then, a snowflake floated into the room and landed right on your forehead, and that's why we named you Snowflake."
Then, his youngest daughter runs up and says "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH"
And he says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"