I received a message on the triage line at work from a guy requesting refills on his eye meds. It went something like this...
"um, yeaah....this is Joe Schmo, and, um........, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and call in my, um, eyedrops...... to the pharmacy for me. If you could go ahead and do that before,..... um, 3:00, ......uhhh, that would be greaaat...."
It was dead on, and unfortunately for him not an impression.